... am I a mountaineer?
Golly, Mister, the answer to your question would depend on your living on a mountain. Do you reside in a mountain lair? Do you yodel or play those really big horns?
As I read your question, I had the most insane visual that appeared in my mind's eye. If you could only see it!
I pictured you in an old-style DJ booth, changing records from the turntables. When you weren't actually changing the records, you were fondling them. All the while wearing a horned Wiking helmet & wielding a battle axe.
You could be
Sven Lutefisk, Wiking DJ! "He takes requests, yo!"- ♬ "Play that funky Hawkshaw music!" 𝄞 𝄞 ♪ ♫ Yep, Barry Manilow had some big hits back in the day, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDZsNksbw2QDo you (or anybody else) recall the original Saturday Night Live cast, aka the
"Not Ready For Prime-Time Players" ?
One of my favorites was John Belushi's Samurai character.
In any given week, he'd play a Samurai TV Repairman, a Samurai Optometrist, Samurai Delicatessen, etc.
With your vinyl knowledge (vinyl knowledge is kinda like Carnival Knowledge, only with records. You Perv!) you're a wise man.
But if you live on elevated, rocky outcroppings with sheer cliffs, that'd make you a Wiking Mountaineer, which is value-added and even better than a mere "smart dude sitting on a mountain"!
Damn, son, you could be a bona fide, legitimate super hero. And in our trying times, we sure could use one!
Sometimes I think if I had any artistic ability to draw or paint those insanely funny-assed images that pop into my sick mind, I'd have an internationally syndicated comic strip. Ah, me.