Retronic, your PILL-ish post reminds of a ransom letter of sorts. But where's today's newspaper?
You've got a clock to authenticate date and time (but that
could be a ruse) and...
"If somebody doesn't come up with the loot sometime soon, Fruit family's going into the Blender, to the notes of Anthony Mawer's Orchestra!"
The horror!
The HORROR..! 
This is no time for half-measures. We've got to assume that the Fruit's are still alive!
Luckily, I've rescued your PILLS and given them safe haven. But victims are still out there.
Somebody, quick,
Save The Fruit's,
before it's
too late!
