A fresh LP rip, enjoy!!
[Phonocolor] - MSLP 00309 - Max Raffeng N.° 4
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Thank you for this vinyl treasure, Most Excellent Rocco!
And now, I'll share some little known trivia with you all. The woman on the front cover? I dated her. I even saw her naked!
Yes, it was many years ago when we met on
Frayker's Island ⓒ Ⓡ. I was flexing on the beach, trying to frighten away Frayker's pet sharks. She was playing beach volleyball, trying to pretend she didn't notice me, when she caught my eye...
One day, we rented a dune buggy. I
WAS driving, naturally, but she was distracting me with her bathing suit and heaving bosoms. Eventually, I don't know how, I got distracted and took a wrong turn and down a 10• embankment near
Frayker's Volcano. And then you know what she did? She whipped out a road map and got us back onto the main trail. I was humiliated! A woman who can read a road map? Who does that!?!
Well, long story short, I just got tired of whatshername. You know how it is, right? Really, that's the truth. I mean, look at her; always staring at me with that look that says,
"I know what you're thinking, Little Man, and you ought to be ashamed of yourself. You pervert!"Of course, she
never said those words to me (out loud). But I
know that's what she was thinking (mostly because she was right) and because I have ESP. And I also recall her slapping me silly on more than several occasions.
So I cut her loose, because she hurt my feelings. And besides, strong, intelligent wimmens tend to bruise my fragile egos. Then, I went back to flexing on the beach for the impressionable youngsters. I never managed to scare those damned sharks.
I heard she married a king somewhere. He's filthy rich and looks like a young Rock Hudson. Do I care? Ha!
Am I bitter? Jealous?? Ha! That was 20+ years ago. I still dream of her every night, but that's only because I hope she realizes what a huge mistake that
she made). That's how over her I am. So there!