Frayker used to poke around LMT once in awhile, even shared a rip or two, but to my knowledge he hasn't signed up since the last board. No idea where he is now.
You know, Stack, all this got me to thinking about Frayker. Aside from putting Frayker's photo on the sides of milk cartons, it seems to me that...
Frayker may have taken a vacation on the same island where Junkie disappeared, so long ago, afaik. I mean, it's possible, right?
Btw, "Frayker's Island" kinda has a ring to it, no?
Cue the suspenseful music & narrator's voice from the old Batman TV Series (1966):
"Meanwhile, the wheels are turning frantically in Muff Diver's fertile, but depraved imagination..."
Presto!
I have a fab idea for a new cable pilot, featuring nymphomanical female cannibals, copious amounts of cannibal nudity, exotic wildlife on the Island (featuring a Sasquatch and The Beast With Two Backs), and plenty of Library Music tracks...
The Skipper, or The Professor, saves the day by introducing Library Music to the all-female cannibals, who no longer have a dinner date with our heroes. Instead, there's a big beach party, ice cold beers, and twisting to The KPM All-Stars 8].
This could work! It all depends on a low, air-conditioned room-temp IQ of the Troglodytic, mouth-breathing viewing audience and a huuuuuge suspension of disbelief. Plenty of alcohol (or weed) liberally applied by said Troglodyte audience wouldn't hurt, either...
{memos to self}
- Who will play The Professor?
- And, what if The Professor were bitten by a Radioactive Spider that just happened to be on the boat?
- What if we change the role of The Professor to a hip DJ of an all-Library Music radio station?
- We could change The Professor to a Music Director for a TV network...
- What do we do about Gilligan... 8]
On the other hand, maybe we can skip the cable pilot because this all sounds like a plot of a typical porn flick. Porn would be cheaper, too.
Frayker would have wanted it this way. Maybe. ::)
Now if you all will excuse me, I've got a script to write! :)